#667 - Kurt Metzger
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We are here live with Kurt Medsker, the president of the Donald Trump fan Club. And he's going to let us know about the campaign hopeful and exactly what's going to happen with Mr. Trump once he becomes president.
Kurt, I'm all for Trump. President. What do you say? It's going to be the biggest economic turnaround. He made some big promises.
He got fired from NBC, man. Did you hear about that?
Sue Donald Trump.
He got.
Oh, for his apprentice firing show.
Yes, he got fired from the fire.
An ironic end for him.
It is. He says he's going to sue, though. He'll have the last laugh.
Why is he suing them? Like, what are they fired for?
Well, he made a bunch of disparaging comments about Mexicans, about people crossing the border, and he was talking like a rich guy with no sense whatsoever that he could.
I love that. Yeah. I was like, I love that blather where you just can't lie and hide it. You got to let it out. But I never blame the corporation that has to fire whoever for a thing. That's what I expect them to do. It's a business. You know what I mean? I would never put that on them. If I got fired from something, I would like to sue them after that. Seems fucking a little crazy.
I think he just sues anybody who gets in his way. He's a fucking steamroller. A steamroller of lawsuits.
Does he win, though?
I don't mean he has a rock solid contract, is what TMZ said. So that's why he's doing it.
Okay.
Beauty pageant.
So they fired him from that. And then Mexico said that they won't put a woman in his beauty pageant. It's over. What is it? Miss Universe? Is that Miss Universe Universe? So it's a rough week for a fucking multi billionaire.
They have Donald Trump pinatas. Our pinatas are, like, going crazy, though. In Mexico, everyone's beating, like, really? Trump.
Oh, that's hilarious. Yeah, they get not like, I guess.
I'm on the East coast. It's not like a thing I don't have any strong feelings about. So I never know how to, like Anne Coulter on my show, and she wants to talk about her book, Audios America. Right? About the illegals are coming. And I'm like, I don't really have any. I'm like, well, I don't give a shit if they like, why can't we go after their employers?
Yeah, why can't. Okay, Jim. Why can't. The thing about Mexico and California is that Mexico you could just drive to and a lot of people over from. Really? You had a good point. There really isn't a place like that on the east coast except for Cuba, right? Cuba's got the Miami thing, or Miami and Cuba right next door to each other. So a lot of Cubans.
Did you have friends or like, one of my best friends from college, this dude from Peru was telling me how Cuba is a utopia. That was his term.
It is, if you like, 1950s.
Yeah, I guess nobody's on an inner tube floating to Cuba that I've ever heard of. That's just why I don't buy.
Well, they have some good know. They seem to be, like, really nice people. They have great sense of community and family.
Have you ever been there?
No, but I wish I could tell you why. I may go, but I'll tell you off air. Sorry, folks. It's a secret. But what you see down there, for real, is, like, these incredibly restored old 1950s american cars. That was the last time they were getting cars, right?
Yeah.
Look at all these cars. This is Cuba.
This is like, I could finally film my 50s.
Yeah.
Gang musical.
I don't know how they're doing this.
That's really cool bodies.
Or how they make sure that these bodies stay restored if they're remanufacturing them. I don't know how they're doing that. Like, some old cars, they take, like, some old cars, and then people will make new body parts for those old cars.
Cars are made of people, Joe. Did you know what?
But look at this. This is Cube. I mean, there's a few new cars in there. One on the left hand side, but there's a lot of this.
Man, that's cool.
Weird, right?
And you said you're going for sex tourism? Is that what. Shut the fuck up. Jesus. Kurt Metzger.
I don't know how long.
That looks fucking kind of cool, actually.
How long have they been using these old cars? Like, that is older than the Embargo, right? The embargo happened in the 60s.
They really built them back then.
You know what I'm saying? So these are really old cars, though. Up on top, I think that's a 57 or a 56 Chevy. That blue one to the middle. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's a 50s. Like a late 50s car.
Like, that taxi. Looks like the Morgan mini chair.
That's a real taxi. The egg. The Nanu nano egg. 1952 Oldsmobile. Wow. So there are a few, like, see fairly modern cars in the background. It's a modern truck. But I guess you see a lot of these old cars. It's kind of wild, man.
Yes.
Time machine. If you go back there.
That'S cool.
Well, they're all cool, but they're driving them is like driving a living room. They're retarded.
They're just the dumbest fucking.
The dumbest shape ever for getting around.
I think that fucking Fiat is a stupid shape commercial. They always run of, like, the women want to fuck it. It's the dumbest. It's shaped like the rose.
They have weird commercials. Their commercials almost always involve fucking. Remember the one time there was the kid in the back seat and all the bras and all the girls getting changed in the front seat and all the bras and everything are flying on him and he's just sitting there?
Yeah. I fucking hate those commercials for the same reason you'd read, like, a feminist blog. Hating that commercial. I hate it too, but I think they hate it for a reason different than my reason.
Right?
Like, I'm insulted by it.
They hate it because it's objectifying women. All women are just there to be sexual playthings and throw their bra in your face while they're driving.
Yeah, I know the difference. Everybody really believes that. That really changes you so much. Like, the little extraneous shit that you.
Look at changes your perceptions.
Well, it bothers me because I resent the idea that I would just, oh, tits. Okay, I'll buy a Fiat. That's annoying to me that someone would think I was that dumb. But I don't understand the object. You know what's the worst objectification? Those fucking top ten worst beach body lists. You ever seen that shit? Yes. That ain't for men. Who's reading that? That's what my girlfriend. Which girl has the shittiest body? I would never even look at a list like that. How is me? Like, the burger commercial is, like, nicer.
Unless there was someone on there that you used to think was hot. Then you might check out, see how far the slide has gone. Like, ooh, you might look in the train wreck way. But, yeah, those things are for women. Yeah, but some women, it doesn't mean define. It's like, if you're creating characters for fiction and the idea that you can't create a cunt, you can't make a slut, you can't make a girl who's all fucked up in the head. Well, they exist in life, okay? And if you're making fiction, your fiction doesn't necessarily have to represent anything other than what's in your head. What's the wacky story you're trying to get out. You don't have any obligation to use a certain amount of Asians. You don't have any obligation to use a certain amount of white people or black people. Your obligation is to make something cool up. Make it up, pull it out of your head.
Well, look, people worry about entertainment like that. When I was religious, that was our. When I was Jehovah's Witness, dude, every fucking thing I watched. Smurfs was off limits for some fucking bullshit reason, right?
They wouldn't let you watch the Smurfs.
Yeah. I mean, so white, really. But I don't know whether some demonic thing with that. And it's all this fucking. And then I remember the Simpsons. Somebody came in and gave a talk. Brother Tucker, his name was. He was like the traveling overseer was his title, all right? And he would come and give talks in the congregation. I was in meetings like three nights a week. So he gave this whole fucking talk about all this shit. That how et was bad. Yeah, because he healed the boy. And like, now who do we know is the only person who can. Oh, like I might start believing et is the real Jesus. That's the fear.
Wow.
And then the Simpsons had rebellion against authority with Barton. Disrespect of your. That's so I could hear the mothers. I'm not letting my kid watch it. I could hear them chattering after that. That's what this shit is now. It's like, what's the representation? It's not propaganda. Some shit's just candy.
So we were talking about this before the podcast. Do you think that some overtly upset pc people, that what they're doing is almost like a form of protecting the Lord? Almost like a form of fighting against blasphemy?
I remember those people from my church. I remember all of them that were like, oh, well, you something like every little.
Just doing that same behavior.
I believe that 100%.
I think you're right.
You don't know it's the exact same thing. Yeah, I don't even listen. I don't even mind them. As long as you're not trying to get me fired, you could say whatever, but if you want to criticize. I'm not against criticism. Right, that's fine. Do I have to be fired? Just, can we not do that part of it?
Well, that is where you find out exactly what kind of people they are. What exactly are they trying to accomplish? Are they trying to engage in discourse with a reasonable person? You're a reasonable guy. You'll have conversations with people, but that's the thing. They want you instantly labeled as an unreasonable person who is not to be debated.
Well, you shouldn't even have to bring it up. You should just know what the right thing is to do. Remember the. Know Seinfeld, by the way? Chris Rock said the same thing. Right?
Yeah.
About colleges.
But he's allowed to.
Yeah. That was not. Seinfeld comes out and it's like, well, he's irrelevant. And an old man. Something which, by the way, that's like saying someone's fat. Yeah, I don't see the difference.
It's an ad hominem, right? I mean, it's diffusing his
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